THE SCRIPT
BLACK SCREEN, IN ACCORDANCE WITH MUSIC: SWAG
(CHILDISH GAMBINO: ROLLING IN THE DEEP REMIX)
SWAG, can be defined as: The way in which you carry yourself. SWAG is made up of your overall confidence, style, and demeanor. SWAG can also be expanded to be the reputation of your overall swagger. SWAG is a subtle thing that many strive to gain but few actually attain. It is reserved for the most swagalicious of people.
Connor: Hey everybody, I’m Connor
Teagan: and I’m Teagan.
Connor: This video will show you step by step how to have SWAG.
Teagan: We’ll go in depth, on “The Look”, “The fitness”, “the Attitude” and of course…
Both: The WALK
Connor: LEGGO!!!
FADE TO BLACK: “THE LOOK” (SOUJA BOI: TURN MY SWAG ON)
(Monologue describing style including clips of examples on what to wear and how to wear it) To start off we want everyone to know we’re not saying you need to hit up the mall right now and buy some expensive clothing; just do the best with what you can. How you present yourself is an important part of the swag-process. Most importantly, do NOT try to look like somebody else. Be yourself, and make sure that you are comfortable with what you wear. Most importantly, wear whatever gives you the most confidence. Some ideas for clothing include: V-Necks, Hoodies, Long sleeve shirts, and plaid button down shirts with a collar are the best styles for tops. For jeans get some low rise slim jeans, or skinny jeans. If you go with skinnies, sag them. When it comes to shoes, always Mid or High top. Only low top if they are super fresh. As for accessories, Belts, Cool belt buckles, Snap Back hats, sun glasses, and bling are always good.
FADE TO BLACK: “THE FITNESS” (CIARA: PRETTY GIRL SWAG)
(Monologue on the Fitness aspect of SWAG including clips of work outs to do to get SWOLL) Fitness works in combination with your look. To make your look its absolute best, you’re going to want to be in top physical shape. To do this you’re going to need to work out at least 5 times a week. Some key, yet simple work outs include: push-ups, curls, bench press, crunches, and sit-ups. To maximize your work out, supplements are very helpful. We suggest hittin’ up GNC and getting some PROTEIN!!! GET SWOLL.
FADE TO BLACK: “THE ATTITUDE” (DAVID BANNER: SWAG)
Connor: The attitude is crucial, probably the most important aspect, but also dangerous. The biggest key to having SWAG is being confident. However, the easiest way to “de-swag” yourself is to be overconfident. You want people to admire you, not despise you. If you walk around thinking that you are better than everyone else, well, then, you have no SWAG and you never did.
Teagan: Think of SWAG as fashion. It changes and evolves every day, and you have to use your SWAG-instincts to figure out these changes yourself. Perhaps make small adjustments in your social life, like cutting out a bad influence in your life, or adding a new word to your vocabulary. Set daily expectations for yourself in the morning. Simple things like “Have a good day at class,” or “Have a positive interaction with one of your co-workers,” or “Catch up with so-and-so who you haven’t talked to in a while.” Things like that. If you completed this one simple task, then you reached your expectations, and you maintained your swag.
Connor: Be nice to people and don't be cocky!
Teagan: Never bully anyone.
Connor: Treat people, GIRLS especially, with respect.
Teagan: The day is 24 hours long. It’s a long time, I know. Being happy for half of it is not good enough. Don’t ever let the little things in life take away from your swag. If you feel like life is becoming repetitive, set new, reachable expectations for yourself. Having swag is not a part-time job.
FADE TO BLACK: “THE WALK” (THE BANGZ FT. NEW BOYZ: FOUND MY SWAG)
(Monologue of the WALK of SWAG with video clips to better exemplify how it’s done) Seeing a person slouch is the easiest way to detect lack-of-swag. Walking around with a defeated expression, and acting like you’ve been given a raw hand in life is the antithesis of swag. Body language is everything. Step strongly, hold your head high, and you will automatically have a commanding presence. People will know when you are there. In the rare case that you ever do find yourself slouching, stand up straight and remind yourself of those things that you like about yourself. It should have an immediate effect.
FADE TO BLACK (TI: SWAGGER LIKE US)
Teagan: Now that we’ve covered all the steps, all that’s left for you to do it go out and put them into action!
Connor: So just remember to look your best.
Teagan: Be Confident.
Connor: Treat everyone, including your-self, with respect.
Both: And SWAG OUT!!!
